pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
Best of luck to everyone moving on. Thanks for everything.
Time to say goodbye to my favorite cast member but what I really want to say is thanks Bill Hader, you’re the best.
The Lord of the Rings Movie Trivia: In the wide shots of Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli running after the Orcs, all three performers are running injured. Orlando Bloom had a couple of broken ribs (from a fall off a horse); Viggo Mortensen had a broken toe (from kicking the helmet in the Orcs funeral pyre scene); and Brett Beattie (Gimli’s stunt double) had a knee injury. Peter Jackson said that all three were very dedicated and continued to film the scene, often yelling “ouch” or “ow” after “cut” was called.
What is it about Kirk that makes him, with all of his setbacks, a comrade still worth standing by? [x]
ohmyfuckinggod. Star Trek opens tomorrow and none of my friends want to watch it with me. This is so frustrating.