*AGGRESSIVELY APPLIES TO STARFLEET ACADEMY*
STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS
ohmyfuckinggod. Star Trek opens tomorrow and none of my friends want to watch it with me. This is so frustrating.
neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work
fluent-in-lesbianism: forsciencejohn: when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
its-a me twerkio
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
planning group movie outings
warmhandcuffs: Whenever someone asks me if my hair is naturally curly I just want to be like “Bitch do you think I would do this on purpose??”
mrswincestiel: casadelnovak: peeing while on ur period more like I’m sorry but I fucking died.